The Happy and Humpy Traveling Medicine Show!

This Saturday’s 9:45 AM Jeff City is canceled!

Also, you don’t want to miss the Happy & Humpy’s Traveling Medicine Show this weekend, and there are two chances to see it! We’ll be in St. Louis Friday night and in Kansas City on Saturday!

The Happy and Humpy Traveling Medicine Show

Hey You…with the Face!

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, friends and neighbors alike.

If you are ailing, yer kidneys are failing, listen close, now don’t be shy…

We’ve got yer tonic, we’ve got yer fixer.

Try Happy & Humpy’s miracle elixir.

It’s good fer the shivers, it’s good fer the bends, it’s good fer yer family and good fer yer friends. It’s good fer arthritis, it turns back yer clocks, it battles the plague, the fever and pox

THE HAPPY & HUMPY TRAVELING MEDICINE SHOW has been around the world delighting royalty and healing noblemen, performing to princes and prognosticating for peasants.

We’ve seen the world, and we’ve been around, from Paris, France to this small town…We’ve done the math and tried the rest, and can assure you, it’s the best.

It ain’t too sweet, and it ain’t too bitter, try Happy & Humpy’s miracle elixir.

Come experience the wonder and oddity, the thrills and spills, the temptation and salvation of the THE HAPPY & HUMPY TRAVELING MEDICINE SHOW for one night only.

Featuring some of yer favorite harlots, jezebels, sinners, saints, hobos and snake oil salesmen…
Happy von Speaknspell
Humpy
Lola the Lowfat Vanilla Girl
Greta Torn Garters
Gigi McGregor
Sammich the Tramp
Whiskey Gulch
Calamity Flair and her bayou black magic
Princess Sumfaroff
and the musical salvation and stylings of
The Hayfoot Strawfoot Gospel Ensemble

Only ten dollars, the one-half part of a twenty-dollar bill.

Music, hoochie coochie, soothsayin’, flea circus, magic, healin’, burlesque and enough Happy and Humpy Miracle Elixir for all.

For those that want to insure they don’t miss a moment, tickets can be purchased in advance.

FRIDAY NIGHT:

Off Broadway
3511 Lemp Ave
Historic Cherokee Lemp District
St. Louis MO 63118

314.773.3363

Tickets: $10, $3 cover for minors

Time: 9PM
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*** Buy tickets early, looks like it WILL sell out!***

SATURDAY NIGHT:

The Loft
1331 Union Ave.
Kansas City, MO 64101

Tickets: $10
Time: 9PM, 8:30 doors
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